Me And Murph Are No Longer Speaking
So Murph and I got into a pretty bitter war of words recently... It's a long story involving Rufio from the movie "Hook" and his entire family, Best Buy electronics stores, and Myspace.com. Ok, I'll briefly recount the arguement:
(Best Buy Commercial playing on TV)
Murph: "Hey thats Dante Basco, Rufio from Hook"
Me: "No. Thats not him. He's dead."
Murph: "Yes, it is him."
Me: "No it isn't! This is the biggest mistake of your life and you are the dumbest person in the world!"
Murph: "Prove it."
So after roughly 17 hours of internet research I discovered in a strange twist of fate that the guy in the commercial was infact Dante's brother Dion. So, I was vindicated, but it was a bitter sweet victory for me as we have not spoken since...
That was almost an hour ago and still no word.
Look, I know that Hook killed Rufio in the final battle betweeen the Pirates and Lost Boys. Intellectually I know that. But sometimes I like to think he's out there somewhere, looking down on us, and smiling when he causes irreconcilable fueds.